Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
