weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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