Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Do vagina's smell?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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