Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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