I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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