that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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