We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
only if we run a train.
done.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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