I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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