It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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