I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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