can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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