1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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