let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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