Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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