I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
