no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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