Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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