47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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