Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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