My pussy is not your playground.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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