Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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