i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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