I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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