Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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