two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I touched a dick in church today
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