Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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