We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The beer is more important than you right now.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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