You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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