is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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