love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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