her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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