Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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