Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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