he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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