Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This toilet bowl is my home.
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