Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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