you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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