one two three fourrrrnication!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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