3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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