what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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