There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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