I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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