Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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