yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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