i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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