Whod you bang
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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