Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Panties = found
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize