There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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