he puts the penis in happiness.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The air was thick with penises
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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