Moan for me like Helen Keller
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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