just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just threw up on my dentist
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
