Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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