Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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