I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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